Aug 12, 2010

The perfectionists imperfections

Socially Awkward Situation #1:
You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait.

Socially Awkward Situation #2:

Someone calls in your direction. You raise your hand to wave. It turns out they weren’t calling you. You casually fake a head-scratch. It’s too late; everyone saw.

Socially Awkward Situation #3:

You sit down on a chair and it makes a fart-like noise. You attempt to make the noise several more times so that everyone knows you didn’t really fart.

Socially Awkward Situation #4
:
You hold the door open for one person. Now you have to hold it for everyone behind them; if you let go, they’ll think you’re selfish and un-mannered.

Socially Awkward Situation #5:

Talk to your date while eating. Accidentally spit a tiny bit of food onto them.

Socially Awkward Situation #6:

“Excuse me, do you stock ________?”
But they don’t work there.

Socially Awkward Situation #7:

He goes in for a high-five. You go in for props.

Socially Awkward Situation #8:

Walk into the washroom and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.

Socially Awkward Situation #9:

You check your phone because you have nothing to say to the conversation.

Socially Awkward Situation #10:

Someone comes online; you say “hey”, they go offline.

Socially Awkward Situation #11:

The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.

Socially Awkward Situation #12:

Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.

Socially Awkward Situation #13:

You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.

Socially Awkward Situation #14:

You fart and sneeze at the same time.
hahaha .

Socially Awkward Situation #9:OMG! alwaysss :))

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